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Last night I was on the highway
Buzzin down the bi-way
When a big ol light blazed across the sky
Shaped just like a tic-tac
Damn near gave me a heart attack
Left me wondering how what and why
So I turned on my TV
And there before my eyes to see
Was the same damn thing that I just saw
With a statement from the CIA saying yes they're real and here to stay and No one seemed shocked by this at all
We got the drug war and the vote war
The Covid-19 shot war
Reality is crazy and surreal
But who gives a damn about blockchain, or cancelation cocaine
Cause Holy Shit, man UFO's are real
You can't accuse me of being woke
But brother I'm so stoked
While folks are walking round like it's no big deal Mr News may I inquire
Why your hair is not on fire
Yelling Holy shit, man, UFO's are real!
So I slid down the YouTube
But it only made me confused
With Duncan, Joe, Eddie and Alex Jones Interdimensional pedophiles, gay-ass frogs and giant owls
Lord have mercy, It goes on and on
So I jumped into my jet car
Flew by and picked up Bob Lazar & George & Lex & Jeremiah Corbell
We met Jimmy & Sean at S-4
Popped buttons then kicked in the door
Yelling Michael Shermer, you can go to hell!
We got the race war and the sex war
And the never ending next war
All you nerds jump up and give me a squeel Cause Who gives a damn about blockchain, or Hunter Biden's cocaine Say Holy Shit, man UFO's are real
You can't accuse me of being woke
But brother I'm so stoked
While folks are walking round like it's no big deal Mr News may I inquire, Why your hair is not on fire
Yelling Holy shit, man, UFO's are real!
A little dab'll do ya, Say Amen Hallelujah
And Holy shit, UFO's are real
Holy fuckin shit UFO's are real